She bought the wrong toothpaste.
I picked up the wrong lightbulb.
She gets upset when I don’t reply quickly.
I ignore the toothpaste.
We work better with screw caps anyway.
This is where we came in.
Not the royals.
Or the unwashed poor.
You’ll find your complimentary mug in the bag under your desk.
It’s where you’ll be sleeping for the foreseeable.
Seriously… SCREW CAPS!
This inflection means that I am loud.
You knew that anyway.
but welcome to the conversation…